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Post by rabid panda » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:55 pm

granted however the star comes to grant your wish in person. and destroyes all life on earth in the process

i wish for a mountian stronghold and armies to enslave the world

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Post by Zephio » Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:50 am

Granted! But the world is destroyed before you get to use them.

I wish for an alcoholic beverage named after me

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Post by VIIStar » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:58 pm

Granted, but it has the same effect as olestra.

I wish my feet weren't cold!

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Post by Caffeine » Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:42 am

granted, now you don't have any.

I wish for a cupcake.

rabid panda

Post by rabid panda » Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:18 pm

granted, but its a fish flavoured cupcake

i wish for a goddamn tank

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Post by VIIStar » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:42 pm

granted but the only think that'll live in it is a cupcake flavored fish!

i wish my earbuds didn't suck!

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Post by Zephio » Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:06 am

Granted, but now all your music is gone

I wish my car wasn't a piece of crap

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Post by Caffeine » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:30 am

Granted, It's a fish.

I wish I had an orange.

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Post by EVA-02 » Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:46 pm

Granted but it but its warm and rotten

I wish I didnt have to go to work

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Post by VIIStar » Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:39 pm

granted but now you don't have a job.

i wish i didn't live so close to my parents.

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Post by Dustin C. » Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:42 am

granted! but you dont love them anymore!

i wish i had jedi powers!

rabid panda

Post by rabid panda » Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:58 pm

granted, but youre assassianted by sith the day after you get them

i wish for a harem of beautiful women

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Post by Def Character » Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:05 pm

Wish granted but you turn into a eunuch as well.

I wish for a sunny day ^^

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Post by OniDan » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:55 am

Granted but you get cancer from the UV radiation!

I wish for ultimate comfort in a pair of underwear!
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Post by Dustin C. » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:33 am

granted! but a perverted, talking, transforming pig steals them!

i wish for...world peace!!!

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