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iGOD talk to god, he listens

Post by IamMilk » Thu May 25, 2006 4:56 pm

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Technically this counts as RS revision for me
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Post by Jamz » Thu May 25, 2006 7:58 pm

i think he's broken
Me: Howdy
God:Hello friend. What is your name?
Me: You know my name, your god
God:Your name is , seeker.
Me: Is MWS the spawn of the devil?
God:Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is.
God:Let us change the subject.
Me: ok
God:What would you like to talk about?
Me: ...umm....porn?
God:Blimey. That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me: me neither
God:You can say that again.
Me: who is the pope
God:he is John Paul II.
Me: isn't he dead?
God:No.
JOHN PAUL II LIVES!!!!

Me: Is rap music evil?
God:Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me: german alice?
God:Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
Me: I live in england
God:Which part of England.
Me: london
God:Can you bum me a fag?
.....I am shocked and confused :?
Me: are you male or female?
God:I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
I use to have like 1500 posts T_T.......crap i need a life

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Post by dynastysat » Thu May 25, 2006 9:25 pm

What's your favorite movie?
Me:
backdoor sluts 9
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?





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farts

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Post by Dustin C. » Thu May 25, 2006 10:25 pm

Me:
Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?
God:
Alan Turing. :-).
Me:
Wrong, Lemmy is God!
God:
OK What should I have said?
Me:
no, you answered as i expected.
God:
Are you serious? I am a question-answering robot.
Me:
are you a magic 8-ball too?
God:
If a magic 8 ball too, then we have something in common, eh. Am I a magic 8 ball? Yes.
Me:
are you black?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
wich came first, the chicken or the egg?
God:
The rooster did.
Me:
is Xavier Garcia really a closet homosexual?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
i think he's pretty accurate. :wink:

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Post by The Raging Spaniard » Fri May 26, 2006 4:16 am

Since when arent I a homosexual?

Oh wait...
Xavier Garcia

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Post by Az » Mon May 29, 2006 9:19 pm

SmarterChild owns this motherfuckers ass. Because I got him to call me Jesus
lululu luk @ me im on the internets

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Post by konflikti » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:13 pm

Me:
y halo thar
God:
Why does the sun rise? .
Me:
Because of gravitational shit?
God:
Good reason. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
Well, what would've you said?
And then he/she froze.
Why don't we share a solitude? Let's travel alone, together.

rabid panda

Post by rabid panda » Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:32 pm

Me:
do you like porn?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
my favourite type is asian
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
i like asian girls who swallow
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I like asian girls who swallow very much. I am very interested in Asian language and culture.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
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