[Game] King of the Hill

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[Game] King of the Hill

Post by FirstBorn » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:20 am

The game is simple, you just take over the throne by some means. For example:

Poster #5:
I take the throne by hitting you with a shovel.

Poster #6:
I hit you in the face and take the throne while you run crying.

Poster #7:
I throw a wrench at you and take the throne.

Since I'm starting I guess I just sit on the throne. ^___^

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Post by konflikti » Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:07 pm

I take over the throne by raising my postcount until it pushes you over.
Why don't we share a solitude? Let's travel alone, together.

a random ninja

Post by a random ninja » Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:07 pm

i kick you in the nuts and push you out, then take the throne by stealing it and placing it in a secret location that only i know about.

rabid panda

Post by rabid panda » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:44 pm

i take the throne by turning into a giant robot and then destroying you and the throne with shoulder missles

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Post by gatrosk » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:00 pm

I contract Harry Potter to turn the huge-ass robot back into Rabid Panda, then I throw Rabid Panda into a wood-chipper I recently bought.

Then!

I also contract Dumbledore to resurrect the throne.

Then!

I build a 50 ft wall around it with anti-aircraft missiles mounted every 10 ft. Oh! And there's moat with alligators too. :D
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Post by R0B3R7 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:17 pm

I contract Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick your wall and all it's alligators at the same time, win me the throne, and protect me from anybody else's attempts to get the throne.
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Post by Ceta » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:25 am

I cast Phoenix Down on Bruce Lee and contract him to bring on the pain because Bruce > Chuck Norris. And that is how I take the throne.

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Post by R0B3R7 » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:30 am

Turns out Bruce is now an undead creature, so I cast another phoenix down, which is an auto-kill on Bruce and I reclaim the throne
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Post by major banana » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:25 am

While you're fighting/summoning, i enter/leave the building/lair/factory, i (maybe) pick up the throne/a banana/chuck norris and (maybe) walk/strut/fly back in/out. then i eat/dispose of the throne/a banana/chuck norris. =D

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Post by FirstBorn » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:11 am

I pressed pause on my NES controller which serves as a buckle for my belt. I walk passed everyone and everything and sit down on the throne.

rabid panda

Post by rabid panda » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:29 pm

i whip my cock out and dickslap half the country to hawaii. and triumpiantly return to my throne. the children dance and sing and grow nuriousing crops on my cock meat.

no man is an island, but i do have a penisula

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Post by Caffeine » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:53 am

I push you from the throne, accidentally sticking a finger up your nose.
Then I disinfect the throne and my finger, and sit on the throne.
You can't get rid of me.
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Post by gatrosk » Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:09 am

Caffeine wrote:I push you from the throne, accidentally sticking a finger up your nose.
Then I disinfect the throne and my finger, and sit on rabid's penisula.
Fixed. Btw, I take the throne solely with the gamma rays eminating from my awesomeness.
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Post by a random ninja » Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:55 am

i use my awesome space/time manipulation to take the throne back with me to before you all were ever born. then i sit on it and throw things at passersby who ask too many questions.

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Post by Caffeine » Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:28 pm

The passer by is me in a fake mustache!! You are severely wounded by return fire, I flush your body and sit on the throne.
gatrosk wrote:
Caffeine wrote:I push you from the throne, accidentally sticking a finger up your nose.
Then I disinfect the throne and my finger, and sit on rabid's penisula.
Fixed. Btw, I take the throne solely with the gamma rays eminating from my awesomeness.
Eewww.
You can't get rid of me.
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